Sunday, February 13, 2011

#130 - Mike Gartner

Mike Gartner (Murillo Pyramid Rank = #130)

Adjusted Stats

1979-1980   Wsh          79 GP   32 goals   29 assists   61 points    0.77 PPG
1980-1981   Wsh          82 GP   39 goals   38 assists   77 points    0.94 PPG
1981-1982   Wsh          82 GP   27 goals   35 assists   63 points    0.77 PPG
1982-1983   Wsh          75 GP   31 goals   31 assists   62 points    0.83 PPG
1983-1984   Wsh          82 GP   32 goals   36 assists   68 points    0.83 PPG
1984-1985   Wsh          82 GP   41 goals   42 assists   83 points    1.01 PPG
1985-1986   Wsh          76 GP   28 goals   32 assists   60 points    0.79 PPG
1986-1987   Wsh          80 GP   35 goals   27 assists   63 points    0.78 PPG
1987-1988   Wsh          82 GP   41 goals   28 assists   69 points    0.84 PPG
1988-1989   Wsh/Min     71 GP   28 goals   30 assists   58 points    0.82 PPG
1989-1990   Min/NYR    81 GP   38 goals   35 assists   74 points    0.91 PPG
1990-1991   NYR         81 GP   45 goals   18 assists   63 points    0.78 PPG
1991-1992   NYR         78 GP   36 goals   37 assists   73 points    0.94 PPG
1992-1993   NYR         82 GP   37 goals   19 assists   56 points    0.69 PPG
1993-1994   NYR/Tor    79 GP   32 goals    28 assists  59 points    0.75 PPG
1994-1995   Tor           65 GP   21 goals    14 assists   35 points   0.54 PPG
1995-1996   Tor           82 GP   34 goals    19 assists   53 points   0.64 PPG
1996-1997   Phx           82 GP   34 goals    33 assists   67 points   0.81 PPG
1997-1998   Phx           60 GP   14 goals    17 assists   31 points   0.52 PPG

Adjusted Playoff Stats

1982-1983   Wsh          4 GP     0 goals      0 assists     0 points     0.00 PPG
1983-1984   Wsh          8 GP     3 goals      6 assists     9 points     1.11 PPG
1984-1985   Wsh          5 GP     3 goals      2 assists     5 points     1.05 PPG
1985-1986   Wsh          9 GP     2 goals      9 assists     10 points   1.15 PPG
1986-1987   Wsh          7 GP     4 goals      3 assists     6 points     0.89 PPG
1987-1988   Wsh          14 GP   2 goals      3 assists     5 points     0.38 PPG
1988-1989   Min           5 GP     0 goals      0 assists     0 points     0.00 PPG
1989-1990   NYR         10 GP   4 goals      3 assists     7 points     0.68 PPG
1990-1991   NYR         6 GP     1 goal        1 assist      2 points     0.28 PPG
1991-1992   NYR         13 GP   7 goals      7 assists     14 points   1.08 PPG
1993-1994   Tor            18 GP   5 goals      6 assists     11 points   0.60 PPG
1994-1995   Tor            5 GP     2 goals      2 assists     4 points     0.71 PPG
1995-1996   Tor            6 GP     4 goals      1 assist       5 points     0.80 PPG
1996-1997   Phx            7 GP     1 goal        2 assists    3 points     0.45 PPG
1997-1998   Phx            5 GP     1 goal        0 assists    1 point       0.22 PPG

Career - 1481 GP, 625 goals, 548 assists, 1174 points, 0.79 PPG
Career-Highs - 45 goals (90-91); 42 assists (84-85); 83 points (84-85); 1.01 PPG (84-85)
Avg. (19 seasons) - 78 GP, 33 goals, 29 assists, 62 points, 0.79 PPG
Peak Avg. (80-88) - 80 GP, 34 goals, 34 assists, 68 points, 0.85 PPG, 0 Cups

Playoff Career - 122 GP, 39 goals, 45 assists, 82 points, 0.67 PPG
Playoff-Highs - 7 goals (91-92); 9 assists (85-86); 14 points (91-92); 1.15 PPG (85-86)

Accolades - None
All-Star Teams - None
Never Won Stanley Cup

Throughout this blog, in the discussion of some of the all-time greats to play the game, you may notice me throwing a few jabs here and there at Mike Gartner and Dino Ciccarelli (particularly Ciccarelli). It's not that I have anything against these players. They were above-average NHL stars for an admirable length of time. They're both in the Hall of Fame (I can't really argue Gartner's inclusion, I suppose, but Ciccarelli is a different matter). But there's a reason that they don't feel as great as their numbers would suggest, and it's because their numbers are a by-product of peaking during the highest scoring decade the NHL has ever known. This is why the adjusted stats system exists: to put into perspective the accomplishments of numbers that appear gaudy, but really aren't. Gartner has over 700 career goals, an astronomical number shared by few. Surely he must be among the greats. Well, in fact, he and Ciccarelli are my cut-off point for the Pyramid, the bare minimum that it takes to make the list of greats.

A question for you right now: remember Darcy Tucker's best season with the Toronto Maple Leafs? He scored (in adjusted terms) about 30-33 goals, couldn't pass worth shit so only mustered about 60-65 total points, but played a nice little gritty style that endeared him to fans. Sure, he wasn't ultra-talented, but he could pot a nice one-timer on the power play and had a nose for the back of the net. No one would mistake him for an all-star, but he was a valuable forward to have on your team.

OK, now that was Tucker's best season. Now imagine a hypothetical forward who puts together, at his peak, eight straight years like that, and then for the other eleven years of his career is a fairly close approximation of that. He's never noticeably worse than his usual 30-30-60, nor is he much better than, perhaps, 40-30-70. So he's Darcy Tucker's best season for nineteen years. Is this guy a Hall of Famer?

Well, you don't have to imagine because, voila, you have Mike Gartner! But what about the 700 career goals, or the nine seasons of 40+ goals? Well, as we see, when adjusted, Gartner only has three 40+ seasons...in today's era (which is actually lower-scoring than the norm), his typical year is basically what a healthy Brian Gionta puts up. That's it. Brian Gionta. Except consistently, reliably healthy year after year.

Does that make him a Hall of Famer? Well, with Gartner, I guess I have to begrudgingly let him in, because even in adjusted stats, he still has 625 career goals, which places him among only nineteen NHL players to have 600. But I don't have to sit there and pretend that Gartner's 708 goals actually places him anywhere near (I mean, not even in the same fucking stratosphere!) other 700 goal-scorers like Howe, Jagr, Gretzky, or hell even Brett Hull (and hopefully Teemu Selanne if he deservedly gets there).

What I find so hilarious about Gartner is he's the anti-Lafleur/Orr/Esposito in that, unlike those three players, his peak average of his best eight years pretty much identically correlates to the average for the rest of his career. In his supposed "prime", which really could be any eight years randomly picked, he averaged 34-34-68, while his overall average over 19 years is 33-29-62...hardly any difference at all.

It's also amusing that Gartner had brutal luck when it comes to team success, which can't really be blamed on him, as he was rarely the best player on his own team (Langway with the Capitals, Messier with the Rangers, Sundin and Gilmour with the Maple Leafs). He was traded away from the North Stars the year before they went on their improbable run to the Stanley Cup finals. And he was traded away from the Rangers the very year they ended their 54-year drought and finally won a Cup. In fact, Gartner owns the record for the most career games played without a Stanley Cup ring.

Hard to believe for someone who scored 700 goals, isn't it?

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